He walks in to your office and in a move that has clearly been learnt from hours of watching soap operas. He whips out his resignation letter and hands it over to you. Your heart skips a beat. You want to show your emotions - but there is a voice inside you that says, "Down boy!! ". You want to jump with joy. You pray that he joins your competitor, because that is the only way the average IQ of both organizations will go up.